7 Jewish-Friendly Potential Alternative Names for DC’s NFL Team

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Calls for a new name for DC’s NFL Team have reached an all-time high. With the amount of publicity the issue is receiving, it seems that it will only be a matter of time before owner Daniel Snyder gives in. For when that does happen, Mr. Snyder, here’s a list of names the Jewish community will be OK with, as well as a few you want to steer clear of:

The Washington Nice Young Men


The DC Hard Workers

The Washington Mensches

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The DC Seinfelds

The Washington Our Mothers are Proud of Us…s


The DC Hammers—GET IT? CAUSE IT’S LIKE MC HAMMER!

The Washington Gentlemen

Names to avoid:

The DC Lawyers

The Washington Golden Calves

The DC Hamans

The Washington Embezzlers

The DC Nosy Congregants

The Washington Jesuses

The DC [any racial slur]s

There you have it, Snyder. Choose wisely.

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