Calls for a new name for DC’s NFL Team have reached an all-time high. With the amount of publicity the issue is receiving, it seems that it will only be a matter of time before owner Daniel Snyder gives in. For when that does happen, Mr. Snyder, here’s a list of names the Jewish community will be OK with, as well as a few you want to steer clear of:
The Washington Nice Young Men
The DC Hard Workers
The Washington Mensches
The DC Seinfelds
The Washington Our Mothers are Proud of Us…s
The DC Hammers—GET IT? CAUSE IT’S LIKE MC HAMMER!
The Washington Gentlemen
Names to avoid:
The DC Lawyers
The Washington Golden Calves
The DC Hamans
The Washington Embezzlers
The DC Nosy Congregants
The Washington Jesuses
The DC [any racial slur]s
There you have it, Snyder. Choose wisely.
I like the Washington Mensches, we’ll all be schleping nachas when they win the games!