Yes, we want to fix you up.
Here’s how it’s going to work: fill out the questionnaire below. You’ll be asked questions like your age, occupation, where you live, what you like to do for fun, are you a morning person or a night person, if you keep kosher (this is so we know what restaurant to send you to), what are you looking for in a partner and what you think about children.
Then we’ll fix you up and send you on a date (compliments of us). All we ask in return is that you let us take your picture and ask you tons of questions about the date that are honestly none of our business, but we’re making our business.
Then we’ll write about it. And, what’s more, we’re going to ask all of our readers to decide whether or not you should go on a second date.
Yes, we’ll become a community of yentas! (But sometimes, we do know better than you do about things like this.)
The Chosen One is open to everyone. Well, almost everyone. All we ask is that you be over 21 and identify Jewishly. (Seriously, that’s not too much to ask for considering we’re fixing you up with your soul mate.)
So, what are you waiting for? We want to help you put a ring on it (plus, isn’t there something about eternal reward for making three matches?). Go, fill out the questionnaire. What have you got to lose? (And no, your mother did not put us up to this!)